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lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

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buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

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realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research

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relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

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cyberho:

me: *eats Taco Bell*

* 4 hours later *

me:

image

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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

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